10 Things That Go Through Your Head When You’re Growing Out Your Bangs

I don’t know why, but when spring comes, I suddenly feel like cutting my hair. I have a particularly strong desire to have bangs (lol)! May this post serve as a reminder to resist that urge.

1. What made me do this? Why did I think bangs were a good idea? I will never do anything like this again. (Side note: If I had a dime for every time I said it during this process, I’d be a rich woman, lol!)
2. Oh my god! ? Why does hair on my legs, big toes, mustache, and even my chin grow so fast in places other than where I actually want it to grow??
3. The way to keep the entire hairpin industry in business is to invest in the companies that manufacture hairpins. Walk around leaving a trail of hairpins. You’ll find it in shower stalls, corners of rooms, kitchen counters, nightstands, and you may or may not find a ton of it at your feet in a HIIT class at the gym.

   I’m not sure if I would have seriously considered picking up one of them and using it to put my bangs back.

4. You awful cowlick! How many cans of Super Extra Hold Hairspray do I need?
5. These cray cray false eyelashes will distract people from looking at my cowlick. Well, it seems perfectly logical…
6. Good grief. It’s only been 5 days since I started growing these bangs, but it feels like it’s been 5 years already.
7. I feel like a shaggy sheepdog…
8. I’m personally starting to feel uncomfortable because my baby hair doesn’t listen to me at all. rude.
9. What should I do today to remove these from my face? Braids? Twist them? Smooth them back? Do you wear a headband? hat? Fuck it. Maybe just wear that itchy blue wig you bought at Party City. Because it’s easier than dealing with bangs.
10. I will never get bangs again.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen