In an ongoing attempt to smarten up myself and streamline my wardrobe, I’ve been trying out new fashion trends.I say trendThey’re really things that a lot of people have been wearing for years, but I still find them hilariously novel: cropped wide-leg pants (i.e. pants that make your legs look too short), tank tops (waiter )) and very ugly boots and shoes that looked like they were designed by medieval masons. A person who specializes in carving gargoyles.
I’ve never really liked trying these trends. In fact, they all made me feel so deeply and irrevocably unappealing that I didn’t even record the process with my usual humor. I just couldn’t do it myself. I’ll wear any fancy dress costume for a laugh – I even dressed up as a giant poo for a Sky ad – but I draw the line at some of the shoes on sale. And this is not intended to condemn the aforementioned trends.Some people totally see it that way wonderful I wear wide leg cropped pants and I know I have to choose the right ones and style them properly, but etc. – I don’t like them myself.
Is it an age thing? Every generation is looking down on the next fashion trend and wondering what in God’s name is going on? Perhaps we are more deeply influenced by the dress codes of our respective eras than I previously thought. I’m Gen X in the beard part, and my fashion rules as a kid were:
1. Show your chest or your legs, but not both.
2. Wear a coat only if it’s snowing
I think that’s why I’m constantly struggling with my wardrobe now. I want to be comfortable. want However, thanks to my teenage years in the 90’s, I’m still not sure if the clothes are appropriate for the outside world unless they get in the way or hold me back in some way. If the skirt is so short that I end up pulling it down all the time, did I really try? Are you sophisticated if your heels aren’t so high that you can’t walk fast? If the seams of your pants aren’t caught in your crotch, are they connected properly?
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Anyway, I think I’ve found a “trend” to get on board with – hallelujah – leather (or leatherette) skirts. I know this isn’t all that wild or revolutionary for most people, but honestly, if I can manage to wear a garment that doesn’t even double as sleepwear, I feel good about myself. If I can do something other than jersey in the morning, I’ll feel like I’ve partially conquered the day before it even begins. So how can you follow the actual trends? Does it matter? I’m a real bloody cock-a-hoop!
And this trend doesn’t even require any continuous effort on my part. Trends that force you to hold your breath all day (bodycon) or avoid things that can get dirty (head-to-toe clothes worn by children, pets, people who don’t touch dirt) Not some weird cream or camel trend). And it’s so versatile that you can easily do the things everyone talks about but no one actually does.“Please keep an eye on me from day to night.”
Complete urban legend. Have you ever changed your top or makeup to “change your look from day to night” in the back of a taxi? Who are these people? Why have I never met them? I’m sure we all pick one outfit for the day and grumpily say, “I’ve got to go with this,” no matter what anomaly the schedule throws at us.and what teeth What are these wild abnormal phenomena anyway? Who would have to sit at a desk in a pinstripe suit until sharply 6pm, then swan down the red carpet to collect a BAFTA at 7pm? Isn’t this a niche issue? But if you read publications since 1999, you’ll find that all British workers work all day, then immediately go out to black-tie dinners and dressy soirées. I am led to believe it.
Back to leather (or there are many leather alternatives) skirts. I love the hard, masculine connotations that leather products have. Rock and roll, biker, punk era, that’s it…cowboy. But when you make it into this very feminine garment, it feels very unexpected. A cloud-soft cashmere jumper looks great tucked in a little.
I think that’s my favorite method. We have included photos on this page for your enjoyment. Other styling attempts have been less successful. The main reason is that, as we all know, when you buy one new wardrobe staple, most of the time you end up having to buy more wardrobe staples because the one you already own doesn’t match. is. very Just as you imagined. Suddenly you need a pair of boots of a certain length, or a top with no sleeves and a high neck, or a top that’s similar to what you already have but is a little more sheer. Anything else is fine. do not have. do.
I can tell you that it is definitely effective. do not have Create your own creation using a leather pencil skirt. There are many other leather items as well. Wearing a leather jacket will make you feel like an extra. blue oyster bar. Add leather boots with any kind of pointy heel and you will look like a dominatrix. The important thing is that so far, and I will continue to experiment, there is something nice and fluffy and oversized in the top half. It transforms leather from a hard and durable material to a beautifully soft material with a tactile feel.
Now all you have to do is find the right boots just Get it the right length and you’re ready to take the fashion world by storm…
skirt, whistle here* (I’m a UK 10 and wear a size 10)
Cashmere jumper, Arket here* (I’m a UK 10 and wear size S)
