I started streaming without permission. Lifetime movie “Danger Below Deck” The other day when I needed to give my head a break.
Who would have thought it would turn out to be so beneficial? I really wanted to look away, but no!
About the movie
Two influencers took a luxury cruise around the Caribbean and South Pacific. But when their dream vacation turns into a nightmare, they must do whatever it takes to stay together and stay alive.
—mylifetime.com
Just in case you need some life-saving tips today…
1. Say no to free cruises
If you make a mysterious friend who is a party girl at the club and seems to have a large social media fan base, don’t agree to go on an international cruise with him after only knowing him for two seconds. I repeat, please don’t do this. . Even if she says the cruise is free and you’ll have a great time, don’t let her.
2. Note to self, nothing is casual
When you meet some nice guys at the bar on this cruise, tell the party girl’s slightly no-nonsense boyfriend that all you have to do is hang out with them casually and make sure they have a good time. FYI, when you are told that all you have to do is make sure you have a good time. , it’s never just “hanging out” casually. Trust me, before you even sat down to your free margarita, there was discussion of something shady going on.
3. And he’s not a nice person.
Even if you start to develop feelings for one of the sketchy guys and think, “He’s such a nice guy,” he probably isn’t. If almost every Lifetime movie ever made tells us anything, he’s an aspiring career criminal, even if he shows glimpses of kindness from his pre-crime life. He’s really bad at his job and you’re in danger.
4. Don’t go to the jungle
If this guy asked you to go on a road trip into the jungles of a country known for people disappearing, you would say no! Don’t go to the second location.
5. Get on the boat again
If you decide to go on this expedition (sigh), please leave your passport and all important documents on the boat. Or better yet, stay on the boat.
Oh, and if you happen to be taken hostage by the bad guys during this expedition, it’s because the “good guys” were trying to make a criminal deal and it went awry.
6. Having skills is valuable.
Do you know how to hot wire a car? Yes? good! When you find a broken down car on the side of the road, you’ll need this important skill to escape the bad guys in the nick of time. Bonus points if you can operate a stick shift while wearing a torn party dress and heels.
7. And last but not least…
If your party girlfriend (remember her?) tells you that you’re going to have to bring a bunch of illegal items into a foreign country to get out of the mess you’re in, hey. But please don’t do that.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
