Since its release in November last year, salt burn It has become my personal thermometer for determining how well I get along with people. If you appreciate, or even more enjoy, this movie’s nocturnal dark comedy, homosexual overtones, and dedication to sexual grotesquery, this could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship. If that’s depressing you…well, I’m sure you’ll find something to talk about.
Rush gifted me with another spectacularly depraved measuring tool for this. It’s Salt Bomb, a bath bomb directly inspired by the movie. I don’t think I need to remind you what the point is, since the scene referenced in this one contains vulgar language that has been heard all over the world, but just in case… Let’s just say that Oliver, played by Barry Keoghan, secretly watches Felix, played by Jacob Elordi, finish his conditioning in, uh, the bathtub. Later, when Oliver is left alone in the bathroom while the bathtub is emptied, he kneels in it as if it were an altar and swallows what’s left in the drain. delicious.
This sight horrified and disgusted many, but (for now) it completely tickled the perverts and freaks of this country. Over the past three months, I’ve watched many of his TikTok videos of people proudly proclaiming that they would drink Jacob Elordi’s salty bathwater if given the chance (I need to chill out about that) There may be some, but I respect the public (wish).
And while such behavior would in fact warrant a restraining order or court-ordered treatment, Mr. Rush went ahead and said, “Those little sick people are living out their morbid little fantasies.” Let me help you do it.” So a salt bomb, which combines sea salt and coconut powder, is supposed to make the water milky and moisturizing, but it’s also somewhat mineralized…I’d like to say taste, but I’ve actually ingested the bath water and… Don’t go. Speaking of salty atmosphere. This is to recreate the smell of
lush green
